Things I Say While I'm Driving

  • Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
  • Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
  • Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
  • Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
  • Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
  • Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
  • Me: /dinosaur screams/

orphan black + welcome to night vale tweets, part 1

(insp. by x and x)

officialfrenchtoast:

Lesson learned from video games 

soldierboggs:

TATIANA MASLANY PLAYS NINE FUCKING CHARACTERS, EACH WITH THEIR OWN DISTINCT ACCENT, MANNERISMS AND PERSONALITY. 

AND YOU DON’T THINK THAT’S WORTH AT LEAST A NOMINATION????

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lyndsey0334:

writingonthecastlewalls:

bunysliper:

dontgiveup88:

Handcuffs 5 x 04 / Bloopers

Something that didn’t occur to me till I watched this episode today. Why was Beckett handcuffed to the “jail cell” and not Castle?

I think it’s generally standard operating procedure to cuff people in holding cells like that to the benches, that way they can’t make a run for it.

Yeah but only Beckett was cuffed, Castle wasn’t…

I believe Castle’s hand is cuffed to the bench, it’s just harder to see because he has it in his lap and it looks natural. (But I might be wrong.)

He is.  If you look closely at the first gif, right below his watch you can see a thin strip of metal with a chain hanging from it.

(Source: caskett-lover-27-11)

crystaltokyogorepolice:

teenagemutantnegroturtle:

ask-aphsiberia:

mr-pond-parties-in-the-impala:

cosbyykidd:

It’s worked for white people, I figured I might as well give it a shot.

GET THIS GUY TO DISNEY WORLD DAMN IT

I want you to go man!

if this was a white girl this would have had the notes 3 weeks ago

People are sending him racist messages telling him it’s not gonna happen and he doesn’t belong in Disney World over this post. So we’re gonna reblog it even more.

crystaltokyogorepolice:

teenagemutantnegroturtle:

ask-aphsiberia:

mr-pond-parties-in-the-impala:

cosbyykidd:

It’s worked for white people, I figured I might as well give it a shot.

GET THIS GUY TO DISNEY WORLD DAMN IT

I want you to go man!

if this was a white girl this would have had the notes 3 weeks ago

People are sending him racist messages telling him it’s not gonna happen and he doesn’t belong in Disney World over this post. So we’re gonna reblog it even more.

direhuman:

yo-tori:

itsellaaaa2012:

The chick closest to land was gone 

She ran before the shit even fell through

She’s the one that survives the horror movie.

I like the blonde one who started sinking and then ran away as someone else tried to grab her hand.

direhuman:

yo-tori:

itsellaaaa2012:

The chick closest to land was gone 

She ran before the shit even fell through

She’s the one that survives the horror movie.

I like the blonde one who started sinking and then ran away as someone else tried to grab her hand.

gem-by-night:

If you are emotionally tortured by any author’s work please notify that author because I promise that is 90273% of the reason we write and it is the highest praise we can get

(Source: write-like-a-freak)

Can we list the similarities between Taxi Brooklyn and Castle in the pilot of TB?  Ready?  Let’s go.

  • Female homicide detective gets a male “partner” who isn’t a cop
  • detective and partner meet through a case she’s investigating.  Because he can help.
  • Esposito
  • I’m kind of annoyed by you and you have no business being my partner but I need your help so I’m keeping you around.
  • female detective has a murdered parent and she vows to solve their death
  • POWERS OF OBSERVATION
  • I can tell a lot about you by your face
  • I can lose my job for this.  Oh well
  • PARENT MURDER PICTURES
  • everyone’s an orphan!  But not really because there’s a parent somewhere.
  • living parent goes off the deep end following the death of their spouse
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I think I might have been at the most interesting viewing of The Fault in Our Stars.  When they were in Amsterdam and Boom Clap started playing, everyone in the theater started singing along, I’m guessing because everyone knew it from the trailers.  It was weird and kind of awesome.

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